Mommy, You Are Fired!

Today Catalina FIRED me. Can somebody be fired for being a mom?
It's not new to say that I am not gifted with patience. When I run out of patience I show off the Hispanic side of me and get very loud. I'm also late to everywhere I go (a very Latin thing, too). This morning I was following our usual weekday routine with Catalina (wake up, eat breakfast, get dressed, brush teeth, and go to school) and Catalina wasn't being very helpful. She usually takes her time for everything but today she was "extra" slow. I told her many times to hurry in doing everything she normally does. I told her to brush her teeth fast while I changed Julienne's diaper. I changed Julienne's diaper and her clothes, went to get my purse upstairs, and when I went to get Catalina in the bathroom she was singing and just starting to squeeze some toothpaste on her toothbrush. So I just yelled "Catalina". She jumped up scared and told me (yelling as well): Mommy, you scared me, don't scream at me! I said (still yelling): "You haven't brushed your teeth yet, we are gonna be late again". And she replied (still yelling): "Mommy, stop screaming. YOU ARE FIRED" (exactly like this). I couldn't help to "LOL" about it. She sure knows how to make me feel frustrated, mad, happy, and so on and so forth. Whatever she does I still love her so much, and especially when she brings me to my senses by reminding me that I am the "adult" one.
I have so much to learn and that's why I'm thankful to have my Cata to teach me...or to fire me ha ha.